I was late to the Facebook party because I never thought it would be interesting. The wife was the same way, but now we're constantly on there. I'm afraid to even start a twitter account b/c I might be that guy letting everyone know that I'm currently taking a crap (which I'm not right now, but thought about it).
So it got me thinking if Facebook had been around (and technology was in place for it) since forever, what would people would be updating. I imagine it would go like this...
Adam is in a relationship with Eve.
Adam
needs to go see a doctor. My ribs hurt.
Eve likes this.
JFK has checked into Dallas International Airport.
JFK
Jackie wants the top down. Happy wife, happy life.
Christopher Columbus
Can't believe it's 1492 already. Got my bags packed and ready to check out the edge of the world!
John "The Baptist" > Jesus
Happy birthday bro. Sorry about dunking you in the water the other day.
3Wisemen Things are tight this year so hopefully you still have some of that Frankincense. Peace.
Peter Dude, you're so popular. Happy b-day. Oh, and you need to teach me that walk on water trick.
A.Hitler likes the game Risk.
Lou Gehrig
Big speech today. Not sure if I should say "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." What do you think... too much? I'll just wing it.
Abe Lincoln
Martha wants to go watch a play tonight. Happy wife, happy life.
J.W.Booth likes this.
Shakespeare
Just wrote another romantic tragedy... tentatively calling it Ronny and Jaqueeta.
Michealangelo just checked into the Sistine Chapel.
Michealangelo
I hate my job... it's like watching paint dry.
Eve
craving apples!
God Eat something else woman! You've got a whole garden.
Adam I told you she never listens to me.
God Happy wife, happy life.
Elvis Presley
is taking a crap right now. Something feels jffwefav23ava#^&4
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